Much bl michael
Its been 24 hours and there are shitloads of jokes up already
Ones ive seen:
-Should Micheal jackson get an oscar Just like heath ledger for His 2006 performance in "children"?
-Can't believe he died.
The hospital doesn't even know what to do with his body.
Plastic recycling isn't till next month!
-I Guess you could say Michael jacksons heart just couldnt Beat It.
-in gary indiana, born and raised
on the stage is where i spent most of my days
never chilled out, relaxed, but i was still all cool
making money for my dad, instead of goin to school
we had a couple of hits and life was gettin good
im gettin too big for my neighborhood
my dad still beat me and his nostrils flared
i said "im dyein my skin white and gettin the [censored] out of here"
i whistled for a boy and when he came near
his [censored] looked fresh and i needed to tap that rear
if anything, i could tell i hated pubic hair
so i built an amusement park, bring yr kids if you dare
i pulled out the jesus juice for the boys, over 9000, and 8
and i yelled to their parents, "no proof, sue me later!"
looked at my kingdom, i was finally there
to sit on my throne, move over pedobear