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Post by iamsensay on May 20, 2008 20:43:23 GMT -5
CJB, You inspired me to write this thread!!!
Your constant and rather amusing mispelling of CALLISTO as CASTILLO makes me lol many a time!!
I have created this thread for people to tell of any funny verbal slips they have heard/said...
I will give an example....
I had a friend who sat on a plastic chair outdoors. To her surprise the chair had a pool of water on it. She jumped up in alarm and meant to cry 'Aaaah my bum is cold' Instead she cried, at volume, 'Aaaah my cum is bold'
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Truly one of the funniest things i have ever heard another person say.
Please post your similar experiences here
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Post by CJB100 on May 20, 2008 21:34:49 GMT -5
lol, i am truly an inspiring person. ;D idk i just write it how i say it, and kah-stee-yo (if that's with a spanish pronunciation) or kah-stil-oh just rolls off my tongue. Kah-yee-stoh or kah-list-oh doesn't ever seem quite right to me.  Castillo, how exactly do you pronounce your name? lol, i got one, i meant to say "dude, ice won't melt in the freezer." and i said "dude, ice won't melt on the sun." ya idk, i just remember i said that. it was hilarious at the time too. |
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Post by guitarfreak93 on May 21, 2008 3:06:46 GMT -5
i've heard and said "wow my pires topped".
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Post by Gearsofwarowns on May 21, 2008 7:14:38 GMT -5
i dont have any
i belive callisto's name is pronounced
CAL is toe
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Post by iamsensay on May 21, 2008 7:48:51 GMT -5
I've called someone a wupid stanker before now....
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Post by mew905 on May 21, 2008 9:29:27 GMT -5
thats okay, at work we had a completely non-gay discussion about sucking on f4gs all day sunday. How can it be done? lol well... it SOUNDED gay thats for sure, which made it that much more comical
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Post by iamsensay on May 21, 2008 10:20:09 GMT -5
I just love it when these kinda things happen mid argument and then you both just stop, laugh uncontrollably and forget why you were even fighting.
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Post by mew905 on May 21, 2008 10:26:04 GMT -5
Hey sensay, quick note about your sig there. I realize (thanks to the simpsons movie) that making something idiot proof.... only makes it immune to idiots... what happens when you get someone with an IQ higher than 70?
I've had a friend go to his car and his car stereo was stolen. He came over later the next day, told us what happened, someone called him on his cell and he told them his "jereo got stacked", we've joked about it ever since
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Post by iamsensay on May 21, 2008 12:38:59 GMT -5
lol wut?
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Post by CJB100 on May 21, 2008 15:44:44 GMT -5
lol, mew do i know u? i was just talking about the meaning of the word f*g with some buds in class not too long ago, it means a cigarette or a bundle of sticks.
and that reminds me of the time i saw some guy beep his convertable. I was at the grocery store. Here's how stupid some people can be. This guy driving a convertible with the top down pulls into the parking lot. he gets out, beeps the car closed (locks it with his keys) and then turns around and throws the keys back into the car. Think about that. The guy is OUTSIDE...... OF THE CAR... AND THE KEYS GO THROUGH THE AIR... INTO THE CAR....
And so i jacked that thing, lol... jk
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Post by mew905 on May 21, 2008 22:09:20 GMT -5
I love hard-top convertibles, but I will never buy another soft top (see the "what do you drive thread" basically one night I woke up and my back window was slashed open. Nothing was taken because I dont leave anything in my cars, I like them clean as possible. But never have I left my car open like that anywhere at any time.
My girlfriend says (instead of cinnamon toast) "synonym toast". I joke about that with her saying its a kind of toast that helps your kids get better at english.
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Post by iamsensay on May 22, 2008 12:31:26 GMT -5
Some premade ones i like: Cunny Funt, Wirty Dench, Fig Pucker etc
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Castillo, how exactly do you pronounce your name?
