GlaDOS - Still Alive

[mew905]

Funny song, if you dont get why its so funny, play the game and you'll realize it's just hellarious!

[mew905]

For those who wanna know the lyrics... buy portal! lol jk

This was a Triumph
I'm making a note here... HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us... except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the Science gets done and we'll make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me

And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm GlaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you...

Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke... FAT CHANCE
Anyway this cake is great it's so delicious and moist

How come we're still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me GlaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run, and there's research to be done
on the people who are still alive.

And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science while I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Still alive
Still alive...