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Post by willewalo on Oct 21, 2007 20:54:27 GMT -5
im bored
lol
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Post by cool29801 on Oct 21, 2007 21:01:34 GMT -5
you do know that chuck noris is the only man known to beat a brick wall in a game of tennis?
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Post by willewalo on Oct 21, 2007 21:05:22 GMT -5
lol
and he also eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last one is the rest of the cow.
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Post by r4l on Oct 22, 2007 5:37:04 GMT -5
At night, the boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris jumped in the water but he didn't get wet; water got Chuck Norris.
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Post by flipsk8r1409 on Oct 22, 2007 6:36:20 GMT -5
did you know that Chuck Norris once did a round house kick so fast that he went back in time and killed Hitler? and that there is no theory of evolution just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. ok ok last one chuck norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
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Post by insanehardhead on Oct 22, 2007 8:12:53 GMT -5
chuck norris' tears cure cancer.
it's a shame he never cries
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Post by demon2k7 on Oct 22, 2007 8:43:52 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
one more,
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Post by leaderofall on Oct 22, 2007 11:07:59 GMT -5
a tourist once asked chuck where the wtc was, he pointed at it, it fell down, and the government said it was terrorism. chuck noris once ate a mac, crap it out, and made the first pc chuck norris can make a wheelie with a monocycle chuck norris can kill a rock with 2 birds Chuck Norris doesnt cut the grass, he stands on the lawn and dares it to grow. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!" Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. sorry for so many, bt they are funny  |
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Post by willewalo on Oct 22, 2007 11:52:36 GMT -5
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Post by crazy.neo on Oct 22, 2007 12:18:32 GMT -5
Ho, this is completely original (cough)fof.net(cough)  |
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Post by willewalo on Oct 22, 2007 12:20:49 GMT -5
i dont go to fof.net so i wouldnt know  i get all my fof songs to convert from ares tons more |
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akatabrask
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Post by akatabrask on Oct 22, 2007 12:24:31 GMT -5
naah...chuck norris aint anything compared too MacGyver...the man who can make a nuclear bomb out of a chewing gum
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Post by willewalo on Oct 22, 2007 12:27:09 GMT -5
true lol
i ust to watch that in my younger years
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Post by hzac on Oct 22, 2007 17:30:46 GMT -5
I never got into this craze. Seems kinda gay to me. Was this all started because of his apperance on Dodgeball or becuase people finally caught to see how gay Walker Texas Ranger really is. Conan used to pay him out all the time.
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Post by willewalo on Oct 23, 2007 7:40:48 GMT -5
its not a craze its more of a on running joke and it don't have to be about chuck it can be about any one its just funnier about chuck ill give you an example
At night, the boogieman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
see kinda funny
OK with someone else
At night, the boogieman looks under his bed for hzac
see not "at all" funny
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Post by hzac on Oct 23, 2007 7:42:27 GMT -5
At night, A GZ Forum go'er looks in his thread for hzac.
Fix'd
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Post by willewalo on Oct 23, 2007 7:54:15 GMT -5
haha |
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Post by leaderofall on Oct 23, 2007 9:11:54 GMT -5
lol
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Post by remacs on Oct 24, 2007 19:29:05 GMT -5
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Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris Pajamas...
Peppy told Chuck Norris to do a barrel roll... he doesn't tell anyone to do that anymore.
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akatabrask
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Post by akatabrask on Oct 25, 2007 15:15:36 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is so hard that when a skydivers parachute didn't open, and he only could choose from landing on Chuck Norris or a block of concrete he choosed the concrete.
The repeated floods in eastern asia doesn't come from the monsune rain. It's actually Chuck Norris running up and down mount everest sweating.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to avoid the rain, it's the rain wich is avoiding him.
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